(This article is written from the perspective of an app we used to generate our "wrapped".)
It's been a whirlwind of a first full year with head-to-toe apparel. Let's look at how the vibes at HQ broke down:
- 72% sicko mode
- 17% powering through
- 8% holding on by a string
- 3% scared
Globetrotter status! Bandit visited 13 cities this year.
One for every employee who works at Bandit! You started off with Miami (bold choice!) and are finishing up in Sacramento this weekend. Rest up, you little globetrotter, because you're going back almost everywhere and more next year.
Uh oh! Tim Rossi drank 472 cans of Monster Energy.
Tim was in the top 0.0001% of all Monster Energy drinkers. His flavor choices were unique! The fact that Tim drank "Monster Nitro Super Dry" and said "it's great, like WINE vibessss" should be... concerning!
Vroom! The Vandit clocked 5,904 miles and 0 total car washes.
At a 40mph average, that's 6 straight days. And despite being driven to and from Chicago, Boston (2x), Philadelphia, upstate (2x) and used as Tim's personal car, the Vandit was never cleaned! Not once!
The day you picked her up in March!
Say cheese! You took 1,212 medal portraits.
You peaked with 733 portraits on Monday, November 6th post-NYC Marathon. The line was long, but you ordered 25 boxes of pizza and handed out over 100 pairs of free socks to those waiting. Way to go! Joe Hale, the photographer, is still mentally recovering.
Look good, run good... Your top 3 best-selling products:
Hot-sellers! Maybe try keeping them in stock next year ;)
You recorded 17 episodes of the Fast & Loose podcast.
However, you only got the audio to work perfectly twice :( Your conference room turned podcast recording studio has great sound-proofing and really good microphones. Seems like... room for improvement in the "talk into the microphone" department!
Ardith's computer crashes when she opens any Figma file.
That's not good! Perhaps there should be a little something under the tree this year that rhymes with "shmackbook pro". This has nothing to do with your year in review... she just really needs a new computer.
Like viral, but not really! Your most popular reel, the NYC Marathon "subway set", has been played over 109,000 times.
Certified banger. Whole team crushed that one. Niiiiice.
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Same thing next year, but bigger and better? See you there.
