5PM on a Tuesday, Tim looked at me across the desk...
The words said, "Can you handle the BGP capsule article?"
But, the eyes whispered, "B-Mail's going live tomorrow, and I can't survive another all-nighter."
So, I turned right to ChatGPT and prompted, "Top 10 festival/tour merch collections of the last 20 years." Let's get our bearings here first, you know? It responded with Eras Tour at #2 (Swifties rejoice), Beyoncé's Formation at #4, and Coldplay's Viva la Vida— with that fire Lady Liberty leading the people of the French Revolution artwork— completely disrespected at #7. Aaaaand, we finally found the flaws of LLMs.
The product team has outdone themselves, delivering festival merch that promises to age like a fine Bordeaux sealed during the Battle of Bastille. "Le pouvoir au peuple" am I right? Okay, well before this goes any further, let's dive in.
Ps. If this intro makes it past Tim and you're reading these words... he pulled another all-nighter anyway.
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