The Bandit Dad Hat. Definitely works well on dads, but also for moms, non-moms, non-dads, dog and cat moms/dads, ferret people, owners of other exotic animals, friends of animals who don't necessarily own any, plant owners and people who have relinquished themselves of any and all attachments in this ever-changing world.

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